Lauren: The very first Chica. She gets my humor and acts like that part of my brain I lost that reminds me to act (moderately) proper. We met during junior year at Lincoln in APUSH and Spanish.

Danny: Best bud and brother #1. Super awesome good ol' boy.I've known Danny ever since the first day of freshman year (sixth period to be exact) when I pretty much fell on him and Brother #2 in PE when I was trying to be sooo cool. Danny is one of those guys that everybody likes because he's such a smart ass and genuinely a great person. I can see the two of us as Old Southern Codgers (me more than him) still crackin' on everything around and complaining about music, government, the fact that he really is a Republican, the fact that I should have asked a certain person to senior prom, my driving habits, me being to loud, his anal retentive nature, the idea that Danny's Empire (tm) could still be implemented and that Danny IS fully lubricated!!!

Alexis: My "little sister". We met over the 'net from a mailing list in August '97. She's a great girl, totally insane ;), but kick ass all the same.
 

Lincoln People:
Dionne: My best friend during high school. As Danny put it, we were always together. We drove everywhere together, hung out in yearbook and generally whined, bitched, ranted and laughed about everything for three years.
Bob: We were on Brain Bowl together for two years. Hung out a lot my junior year. Fond of saying, "Neat".
Drek: aka Derek Dean, comp sci major at Georgia Tech. An absolute riot, we were the ones drawing Death Stars and Yodas on our Euro notes before the re-release of Star Wars.
Jennifer: We're a lot a like in a lot of ways which causes some friction. We've been friends since some time after 9th grade when we actually started not to get annoyed with one another.
Gabe: If Drek was Tweedledum then Gabe would be Tweedledee. More anti-social than Drek but still fairly cool. He was my Brain Bowl bud during competitions.
Dan: Wackiness in it's purest form. The more time that goes by, the more I like Dan, although I haven't seen him in over a year. Very cool, very smart and a pretty strange sense of humor.
Claire: Claire and I were Euro buds. She's a really cool girl, too bad I've lost touch with her since after graduation.
Meghan: She's an actual person, but just happens to be Danny's girlfriend. Very southern, very proper. Wacky sense of the absurd once you can get to it.
Peyton: Very good looking (we nicknamed him 007 in honor of James Bond) but the only time I've actually talked to the boy was at the Winter Solstice party we had at Lake Miccosukee this past Christmas. Good guy, but he's got this whole mischievous thing goin' on that makes you wonder.
Brianne: Super nice girl from Lincoln. Never really got to know her all that well.
Chuck Du: The crazy Chinese boy from Mu Alpha Theta at LHS. The stories about him are legendary and I won't even begin to do them justice by trying to tell any here.
Tom: I've known Tom off and on since we were five years old. We were mortal enemies in high school, with him winning the war. After graduation though it's gotten better. The more I'm around him the more I like him. Ironically, he's one of the few people I really trust.
 

The Table:
Mattman: Our very own personal super hero. He controls El Nino. Matt's tres cool, a genuinely good guy. Very funny, has lots of kick ass ideas. Matt's become my one real good friend in this town and if I go anywhere social it's usually with him.
Rob: Matt's best friend. They're like twins or something. Rob's awesome; the few times that he, Matt and I went out it was like the two Warner brothers and the Warner sister.
Grier: Scottish pride man. Definitely unique, Grier comes up with some of the most  interesting concepts I've ever heard. He had one that would stop beach erosion if we all became Muslim. Unfortunately I can't remember the details.
Jenna: Deceptively cute and wickedly funny. Does a hilarious impression of her Lasa Apso.
William: One of the only two true goth guys at TCC. Looks a little strange (i.e. not frat boy) but he's really cool, plus his hair tends to look like cotton candy.
Sondra: Kick ass crazy chick. Funny as hell and seemingly lives off Subway subs. My ill tempered twin I guess.
Gaz: My favorite little goth "troll doll" sister in arms. I met Gaz in Improv when we ended up doing a lot of exercises together; she got absorbed into the Table and fit in totally.
Drew: Papa of the Table. The other goth guy at TCC, DJ Dark Bunny. Just about the sweetest guy I've ever met and he's super smart (a bio major) and freakin' hilarious to boot.
Clayton: Nice, a little too friendly for Sondra's and my tastes.
Brian: Pikachu Boy. Friend of Drew at the Table.
Travis: Table dude and JACT companion. Yet another guy I went to LHS with but never met. Non ill tempered and quite funny too.
 

The Guys:
Erik Bryan: Former lustee. Complicated non-relationship. I lusted after him, he hated me. We can now actually converse with one another, that's definite progress.
Dave Taylor: Bud from senior year. Totally gorgeous, lead singer of Sepsis, and terribly sweet. I used to play with his hair during class.
Thomas Oliver: Too cute for his own good. Offered me random sex at a show right after Graduation. We had a friendly little war in Euro and Brain Bowl.
Jon: Brother #2. Yep, the other guy I fell on so many years ago...I owe Jon big for corrupting his little sister (me) and introducing me to people that I never would have met otherwise. He'll always have a special place in my heart for naming me Kimberly, driving me around town with Type O Negative blaring out of the windows, and tons of other stuff (including having faith in that old faceless man thing).
 

Improv People:
James (Peacock): Annoying freak from my Improv class.
Jason: The Pimp of Carabelle. Another annoying freak from Improv. Kinda latched onto my group and myself, much to our grief.
John (Schultz): My Improv and Theatre History teacher. Very cool guy, reminds me of one of my good friends from middle school. Thought I was nuts but still thought I was ok. My fave teacher at TCC.
Greg: Good looking stoner/Dead Head from my Improv class.
Lee: Friend made during Improv. There was that weird period though that things were all sorts of funky between us. Seems to be all over now.
Jacqueline: That enigma of gorgeous girl with a genuinely great heart. Met her in Improv, and then we had Theatre History together. She was a definite ego booster for me those two semesters.
Shaun: Great (looking) guy from my Improv class. Funny as hell, seemed darned nifty too. Part of that core group in Improv.
Keir: First off, Keir looks amazingly like Kevin Smith (Silent Bob) and even dressed up as Silent Bob for Halloween. He's a former Brain Bowl guy himself, which is weird ---- it often takes me back to dealing with my own Brain Bowl guys. He's cool, funny, and loves/hates for me to suck on lemons *evil grin*.
Nick: Great looking, hilarious, nice, semi-flirty, I-10 race partner. Nick and I had Archeology together Spring '98, where he would always borrow my lecture notes. Met again in Improv, lots of laughs and easy on the eyes too.
Justin: I admit, I had some stupid middle school type crush on the boy. He's the type of I consistently find myself going for since I could remember ---- goofy, lanky, has that certain something, whatever.
Christina: One wacky girl. We called her "the female Jim Carrey" but I think she's more like Robin Williams.
Sarah: Sarah and I only got along one night, Halloween. The rest of the time I think she regarded me as some sort of slug that she needed to step on.
Big James: Very funny physically comedy guy from Improv. His King Fu bit could make even the most serious people laugh.
 

Miscellaneous People:
Evan Alwine: Annoying boy from Lincoln. Annoyed at his mere presence.
Karrel: From my first German class, also Adam's (fmr.) roommate. Cool guy, he was the one to "break up" with me when Adam was too much of a shit to do it.
Adam: My one and only boyfriend to date (Feb.-April '98) Terminally cute but has serious issues.
Dave (Wood): Guy from my first German class. Shares my wacky sense of history.
Bible Thumpers: A group of girls, not really Bible Thumpers (but that's what I dubbed them), that I railed against my senior year.
Big Head Chad: *shudder* There's one in every town, ours is Big Head Chad. He's that human blemish that has to hit on every girl in the room, no matter what. He's the fucker that just sits down in the middle of your plans to invade some small country and won't leave. At least he's scared of me now, finally. He's also got a really big head and wears this FSU cap that sits on top 'coz it doesn't fit around his big melon.
Ned: Boss man. Great boss, gets my sense of humor and lets me work on my own. Introduces me to cool music like The Pixies.
Mrs. Keith: 9th grade Life Management teacher. Her dog was run over when she wasn't home so he was transported to the Doggie Morgue. She went to pick up her dead frozen dog. She loaded him in the trunk of her car and proceeded to drive around Tallahassee with it all day, picking up a little gravestone and flowers, etc. When she arrived home she couldn't get the dead frozen dog out of the car (it was a collie or something and she's only 5' 3") so she rolls the dog out of the trunk and plops it in a laundry basket. Then she drags the basket, with the dead frozen dog in it, to the back yard and buries it. She also killed the CPR dummy, broke off it's head and everything while demonstrating how to do CPR.
The Morning Grind: The morning show on my radio station, X101.5. Used to be really funny, they went totally downhill since Scott Petibone left.
Dipshit and Dipshit Squared: Two annoying guys that sat with us at the beginning of fall. We soon dispatched them *eg*.
McMahon: Lit professor extradinare. Also had my mother and sister in his class long ago. The initial outside reader of "My So Called Existence". Thought I was a great writer, noticed the similarity between Erik and I, nicknamed me "Pile O' Angst", and said that it would be hell to live inside my brain. Second favorite teacher at TCC.
Evan: Mr. Science. Friend of Rob and Matt and yet another person I went to high school with but didn't meet till I got out.
Keith: Rob's fmr. roommate. Haven't seen him in a year. Fmr. Gap model of all things. Hid me from Big Head Chad once, forever gaining my good will.
Ponder: Went to Lincoln together, never spoke more than three words to one another. Friend of Erik and the rest of the Guys.
Wes: Keir's roommate. Likes anime and making me listen to freaky songs from the Sailor Moon movies.